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Funny Phone Answers

What did the nanny say when you answered pne? 3

I greet you when my boyfriend calls me. So: this is Roberto's Taco Shake, this is Nina. (By the way, Nina is not my name.) My boyfriend will laugh at everything I say. So I answered the screw, what did you say?

Grab a balloon and pop and say oh I'm not in Nanny's voice so she knows you're joking

How to respond to tires.

This is my collection. Choose your choice.

Is there a way to answer your question?

City mortuary, boys, let's calm them down.

Bob's Orphanage, You Understood, We Collected!

911 What is your emergency?

Or provide your name, address and credit card number.

Oh? Oh no! Voices are back and!

You are a weak link. Goodbye

Send money to someone and don't hurt anyone!

Or, this is the line..please ld

com, Moses said, can I help you?

I said don't call if my wife ...

apologies. May I ask you to call me back?

Thanks for calling Planned Parenthood ... Click one to see your friends results.

I am nobody

Oh? It's an office and a shop ... can I help you with something?

Community Prison Center, Spokesperson Director.

Enough walking! You, we cooked.

Green, this is you

Or Johnny? I told you to throw it away! Hurry up now, because they have caught us.

We help them do things they don't dare do.

Henrys Henuse, which girl would you like to talk to?

The dialed number is not busy. Give it a try

The call was followed, according to an adviser to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Bringing beauty is lovely.

Pizza Hut too, is there anything we can do to help you?

Burger King, your Wpper, what's your steak?

The pleasures of the stomach speak to the stomach.

You're on a CIA-bound airline! Get out now!

Pen mule ... which cat would you like to talk to?

Use madness.

Pne directory, can I forward your call?

I'm sorry I don't speak English.

Helga uses pain, can I hurt you?

Charcoal chicken and chitlins. Can I take your order?

Joes L. Hall, eight talking balls.

lla at a b How can I help you if you need a doll?

(Your name) Orphanage, you got it, we got it!

911 What is your emergency?

Oh? Oh no! Voices are back!

(Please specify where you live) rtionsclinic, no fetus can kill us, I can appeal to you

If you need laundry wangs and, you need wongs!

Funny Phone Answers

Funny Phone Answers

My friend Luke always answered with these words:

Make oh eight dreads, double one, oh one, one

(Make a sentence in English which means, ■■■■ you ... I mean of course, it means like z, so it should look like pneum number)

Line t. Speech

Whatever we always say hey I want to talk small please xD

Check the wire to see if it is cut.

Or if it's a moving pen: be careful, we'll evaporate the handle (which isn't there) to clean it.

Jose Pizza !!

As Neral hit me, we got it right!

Fred's Waterworks, what drops can I turn on?

Funny Phone Answers